2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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