ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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