i don't like sucking hair
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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