Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i think we sleep fucked last night...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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