dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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