So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
