apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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