Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
Randomize
