I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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