THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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