maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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