Kiss
Puke
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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