Grow some girl-balls and come out already
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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