She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I touched a dick in church today
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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