Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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