4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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