There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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