Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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