Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
my liver is dry heaving
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