Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize