So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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