you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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