Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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