my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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