And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
