you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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