so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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