Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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