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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
so much tequila, so little girl.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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