He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
All the doctor said was why
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
