Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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