my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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