so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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