This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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