great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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