Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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