At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
A bitchslap is in order.
Randomize