hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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