it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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