so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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