kristin has been a bad kristin
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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