I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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