My nipple is on Facebook.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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