vagina is talking i cant
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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