Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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