When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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