real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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