I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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