Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Randomize