I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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