how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
