can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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