Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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