Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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